View all jests from: Barack Hussein Obama (+193), Quotes (+189)

“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?” – after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

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View all jests from: Barack Hussein Obama (+193), Quotes (+189)

I’ve been called worse on the basketball court.

Barack Obama
On attacks against him at the 2008 Republican Convention.

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View all jests from: Charlie Chaplin (+72), Quotes (+189)

That’s what all we are. Amateurs. We don’t live long enough to be anything else.

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To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

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View all jests from: Barack Hussein Obama (+193), Quotes (+189)

Yesterday, John McCain actually said that if he’s president that he’ll take on, and I quote, “the old boys network in Washington.” Now I’m not making this up. This is somebody who’s been in Congress for twenty- six years, who put seven of the most powerful Washington lobbyists in charge of his campaign. And now he tells us that he’s the one who’s gonna take on the old boys network. The old boys network? In the McCain campaign that’s called a staff meeting. Come, on!

Barack Obama
On his Republican opponent during 2008 US presidential election campaign.

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You will not see any of your taxes increase one single dime.

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View all jests from: Charlie Chaplin (+72), Quotes (+189)

I don’t believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career.

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