View all jests from: Barack Hussein Obama (+193)
Thank you Mr. Obama, for our house!
We lost 50% of our home equity just in 3 years of your presidency. We lost every penny saved for long years of hard work that we put in down pain-ment.
Now our garage door opener broken, we have no money to fix it.
Now our shower is leaking, we have no money to fix it.
Now is our fridge lost Freon we have no money to fix it.
Now is our AC is dead we have no money fix it.
I’ll stop here to make long list shorter.
Do you have any change for us? We really need some. (more…)
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August 8, 2011 10:10 pm
View all jests from: Business (+7)
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGA PORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA)…
And then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job… in AMERICA.
via: ijokedb.com
If you think it was a funny joke think again! It was a sad truth – just read this: China Ends America’s Century Old Manufacturing Dominance
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March 14, 2011 6:26 pm
View all jests from: Politics (+10)
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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March 12, 2011 2:26 am
View all jests from: Everything else (+2)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11856828
Morons! All those celebrity morons easy can donate $1,000,000 each from they deep pokets but they prefer acting like they are the children with Mongolism…
I wouldn’t pay 1 cent to get those morons back online.
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November 29, 2010 6:40 pm
View all jests from: Punchline (+18)
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November 25, 2010 1:00 pm
View all jests from: Barack Hussein Obama (+193), Quotes (+189)
We proved that we are still a people capable of doing big things and tackling our biggest challenges.
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View all jests from: Barack Hussein Obama (+193), Quotes (+189)
But the anger is real; it is powerful; and to simply wish it away, to condemn it without understanding its roots, only serves to widen the chasm of misunderstanding that exists between the races.
Barack Obama
Speech on race, March 18, 2008.
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